"I think we should all get in the same tent...I mean for the warmth."
"You just gotta be yourself and a little less."
"Man, there are a ton of campfires through those trees."
"I hate to ask this, but could somebody get me a bottle of water."
"Sometimes, to get a girl you have to throw a little Woo at her and see what sticks."
"There's not a day goes by that I don't think about it, but I just suck it up and keep on going somehow."
"Be careful what you do...somebody else might have your name."
"They want Mr. Jet Fighter Tom Cruize types that have it naturally. If you're out there running for your health, they won't give you the time of day. You have to run to get in shape. If you run, you're a bastard!"
"I just want a girl to hold...and lick."
"We make our livings working with systems that are difficult to understand and often output messages that make no sense, require a great deal of maintenance and frequently have to be coaxed into producing the desired results. Can you think of anyone who'd be better equipped to please a woman?"